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Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 05:53 pm iDaily iPic
So after much thought and experimentation, I settled on moblog to host what is, essentially, my "Project 365" or "daily photo blog." I call it "iDaily iPic," because all the pics will come from my iPhone. I've syndicated the RSS feed as [info]iamtimsmb so that all you diehard LJ fans can add it to your friends lists.

Enjoy!

(P.S. Just a reminder that I don't really use this account much any longer; I'm back on [info]tyma.)
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Dec. 19th, 2008 @ 03:21 pm Boo.
:D
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Jan. 6th, 2008 @ 11:17 am And with that...
The three-year chronicle of [info]iamtim is put to rest. To keep abreast with my further adventures, I direct you to [info]tyma.

Thank you for reading, and I hope I continue to amuse at least some of you. :)
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Dec. 24th, 2007 @ 10:30 am A new post on [info]tyma
http://tyma.livejournal.com/151292.html
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Dec. 19th, 2007 @ 05:21 pm This subject contains more than just "FYI"...
http://tyma.livejournal.com/151007.html
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Dec. 18th, 2007 @ 03:12 pm FYI...
http://tyma.livejournal.com/150771.html
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Dec. 18th, 2007 @ 10:27 am FYI...
http://tyma.livejournal.com/150366.html
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Dec. 17th, 2007 @ 06:43 pm Just FYI...
http://tyma.livejournal.com/150156.html
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Dec. 4th, 2007 @ 09:36 pm Un. Be. Liev. A. Ble.
brandy_meandyou
9:20
Hello, My name is Brandy and i got your profile on yahoopersonals here and i do wish to chat with you now or later and get to know you more better.....Alright
9:20brandy_meandyou wants your attention!

Tim Huntley
9:20
Sure! Hi there!

brandy_meandyou
9:20
hi
9:21brandy_meandyou wants your attention!
brandy_meandyou
9:21
Are u busy there ??

Tim Huntley
9:22
Not particularly. I was just checking my profile on Yahoo and I bet you are... "Looking for fun and no game." Yes?

brandy_meandyou
9:22
Oh yes sure
My name is Brandy Thomas and U

Tim Huntley
9:23
I'm Tim.
So you're in Texas?

brandy_meandyou
9:23
Wow nice name

Tim Huntley
9:23
Thank you.

brandy_meandyou
9:23
Nice to meet you Tim
Nope am not in texas now but i was born and raised in texas but am not in state now, i am in africa nigeria now where i stuck in a motel here ...Ok

Tim Huntley
9:24
Nice to meet you too.
Nigeria.

brandy_meandyou
9:26
Yes i stuck in a motel here

Tim Huntley
9:26
Wow, that's amazing.

brandy_meandyou
9:27
I Go to Germany less than two years ago. I met a guy called Peter in Germany, though he is from nigeria in africa, he came for a degree course in Germany

Tim Huntley
9:27
You're the second person to IM me from Nigeria having found my IM on Yahoo personals. Coincidental, huh?
Just tonight.
Two.
From Nigeria.

brandy_meandyou
9:27
I fell in love with him and when he returned to his country he asked me to come see him
I gathered some money and left for nigeria. when i got down here in nigeria he turned out to be a robber he stole my money and jewelries,left me in an hotel and ran away
I am owing my hotel some money and the management of the hotel want the hotel bills to be paid now
Oh ok
Oh ic

Tim Huntley
9:28
Ah, so let me guess. If I could just wire you the money to pay your hotel you'd come see me or something?
Do I appear to be that stupid?

brandy_meandyou
9:28
What you mean??
Listen i want you to know that not everyone on here will be thesame
I am not on here for playing any game ok
I am seriouse on here

Tim Huntley
9:29
That is the same, exact thing that the last lonely lady from Nigeria told me, not two hours ago.

brandy_meandyou
9:29
I swear i am new member on here and to be honest you were the first person i will ever talk to on here
Ok

Tim Huntley
9:30
Boy, you guys are getting good. Was the e-mail thing not working for you? People finally catching on so you decided to portray lonely women abandoned in Nigerian hotel rooms to troll the Yahoo personals site?
Has it worked yet?
I mean... was anyone stupid enough to fall for your crap?
No answer?
Figures.
I tell you what, "Brandy", why don't you e-mail me your credit card number -- complete with the 3 digit security code on the back -- and I'll process a "refund" for a couple of hundred dollars. Then you can use that "refund" to pay for your hotel room, and you can meet me at the LAX airport where we'll run away and be happy together forever.
You like anal sex, right? 'Cuz I am hung like an elephant, and I love shoving it right up Nigerian scam artist's assholes.
"Brandy"?
Fuckin' tool.
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Dec. 4th, 2007 @ 11:54 am A question for my peeps...
So... I switched from [info]tyma to [info]iamtim when I retired from faire and began seriously settling down with Melanie. Seeing as that situation has reverted and I'm planning to come out of retirement this coming year, I wonder if I should switch back to [info]tyma?

Whadda ya think?
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Dec. 3rd, 2007 @ 07:23 am Bah! Humbug!
I spent a number of years in retail sales. Far too many, if you ask me. Since then the holidays have been kinda "eh" for me, even though I no longer have to suffer through the rush of idiocy as anything other than one of the idiots.

But this year? Holy crap. I honestly just couldn't care less. There's just no reason for me to be all "woo hoo Christmas yeah!" this year. If my son or I need a holiday fix, we can just walk next door to my mom's house, who is all about the holidays.

Well. You go, mom. More power to you. Just excuse a few "bah humbugs" from my corner of the world.
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Dec. 1st, 2007 @ 11:38 am I want to screw with the new adult filters...
(Capi, you may not want to read this post.)

(It's going to get graphic.)

(I'm not LJ-CUT'ing it.)

(Fair warnning.)


This is entirely fictitious.


So last night I was fucking this bitch right in her ass when I shot my cum so far that it turned around and came out her pussy. Her clit was just dripping with my sperm. That's when I turned around and shit all over her tits, and sodomized her once again. Then she was giving me a blow job while I was eating her cunt out. I tell you, getting fellatio while giving cunnilingus really makes my dick hard. Then I finger fucked her asshole while my tongue was lapping at her pussy and my rock-hard penis was tickling her tonsils.

When we were done, I flipped that bitch upside down and fucked her so hard that she couldn't fucking walk for a fucking week, the stupid fucking bitch whore shit sucking cock.


Ok, I can't figure out how to put any more adult content in there other than posting porn shots.
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Nov. 21st, 2007 @ 08:06 am State of the Tim address...
Hello, and welcome to another "State of the Tim" address wherein I bore you to tears with the minutia that is my life.

First and foremost, I'd like to welcome back an old friend of mine commonly known as apathy. He's made a major comeback in my life, especially over the last week or so. Perhaps it's me and perhaps I'm just changing, but I can't bring myself to care about things I once held dear. Gaming, for instance; we've started back up on Thursday nights, but my most prevalent emotion about it is "eh"; although I have had some enthusiasm for an online, forum-based Vampire: the Masquerade game I am running. Same with bicycling; ever since I broke my toe a few weeks back, I haven't thought about bikes with anything but a passing "eh," either. I haven't hit BikeForums or LAFixed or Velospace in ages. Maybe it's the upcoming holidays and the fact I'll be pushing through them as a single man, or maybe it's the fact that I haven't yet told my extended family about the divorce and I'm dreading having my holidays plagued with discussion of such.

On a more positive note, my work is keeping me busy -- which is a good thing. It's the end of the year so everyone is buzzing around trying to complete their annual goals and earn some kind of bonus, myself included. This last week I've been making major modifications and improvements to the PHP/MySQL-based "360 Review" application I wrote last year. I really like working with PHP/MySQL. Together they make up the only development platform that holds my interest any longer. I find ASP/MS SQL to be a tad bit cold, and the whole dotNet thing just doesn't grab me at all. PERL bores me to tears and I don't know enough about the Rails platform to even comment on it.

As hinted above, I'm still single. I'm OK with this 50% of the time. The other 50% I want to find a gaggle of women with whom I can express my deepest and darkest carnal desires until none of us can walk any longer, and the remaining 50% of the time I really miss having someone around that I connect with on more than a physical basis. I dunno, I'm really in no rush to change my situation. We'll see what 2008 brings.

I got a roommate so I could keep my house; without Melanie's income I was right at the level where average expenses equaled income. When expenses fluctuated, I was f*cked. Fortunately my brother's best friend -- Darren -- was looking for a new place. I think it's going to work out great; my son idolizes Darren because Darren is a drummer and a video gamer. :)

Well. That's about it for now. Enjoy!
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Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 10:29 am I'm... such... a geek.
*hangs head in shame*

I have hit rock bottom. I am lost. It is hopeless. I... played in a Vampire: the Masquerade LARP last night.

A number of people have been badgering me to come out to this LARP for a long time. Fine, I figured, I'd give them their "once". I started working on a character with the ST, but because I have just about as much interest in learning a new RPG system -- especially a LARP system -- as I do masturbating with fine-grit sandpaper, I asked the ST to finish it for me. Which he did.

So I came up with a personality that I secretly hoped would get me shunned or killed on the first night: Danny, a shady, secretive, abrasive New Yorker that wanted everyone to trust him even though he gave them no reason to do so. Danny, just Danny, who wouldn't come out and say that he's an Anarch because he doesn't like putting labels on things. Same with what clan he's from, 'cuz it don't much matter anyway, you know?

*deep sigh*

It didn't work. Even the Gangrel seemed to approve of Danny -- or, at least, didn't immediately want to kill him. Heck, the cute little Gangrel girl even seemed to take a liking to Danny.

So, despite my best efforts... I actually had fun.

The question is whether I will go again or not. Well, there's debate as to whether the game is going to stay in Orange or move to Glendale. If it stays in Orange, I can see myself going again. If it goes to Glendale? Neh, I'll stay home and play LA by Fire.
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Nov. 2nd, 2007 @ 07:42 pm A "whoa" moment...
As I was sitting watching what was -- to me -- the first Christmas commercial of the season, my normal Christmas anxiety reared its ugly head. You know, what I'm going to get everyone and how hard it is to shop for Mel...

And then I paused, and it hit me: the only people on my list this year are my folks and my son. Probably my brother and his wife, too, and maybe their friend Darren (who now rents a room from me) if I choose to get really extravagant.

And then I paused again, and then it hit me again: this will be my first Christmas as a single man since before Matthew was born. I've had a girlfriend/fiancee/wife every Christmas since then.

Again, whoa.
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Oct. 29th, 2007 @ 03:12 pm Attn Vampire the Masquerade Players!
I'm playing in an online, forum-based V:tM game. The Storytellers have stated they want more players and will give referral XP to those players who bring new blood to the game.

So if you play V:tM, or want to play V:tM, hop over to http://www.labyfire.org/forums/ and get signed up. Tell 'em Bill Pick sent you. :)
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Oct. 18th, 2007 @ 07:04 am Best... news... EVAR!!!!111!!!11!!1!1
As heard on KROQ's "Show Biz Beat" with Ralph Garman:

With the success of Rob Zombie's remake of Halloween, he'll be taking on a new project: HELLRAISER.

Yes, that's right, ROB EFFING ZOMBIE is going to remake the HELLRAISER movie(s). To me, this is bigger news than the Lord of the Rings movies. I absolutely, completely, utterly, fantastically, and all other adverb-ly cannot wait for this. I nearly teared up when I heard it in the same way I nearly teared up when I heard Optimus Prime's voice in the Transformers movie.

My god... this is going to be good.

Of course, I've still yet to see Halloween. *glares at movie night friends*
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Oct. 4th, 2007 @ 02:04 pm Well now you got me curious...
If you and I were alone in a room right now, what would we be doing?

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Sep. 19th, 2007 @ 07:47 am Well. That's that.
I got the final divorce paperwork yesterday. An order for dissolution was entered on 09/13/07; the effective date of marital termination is 01/02/08.

As Malcom Reynolds said when he initially opened the crate containing a naked and slumbering River Tam, "huh."
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Sep. 18th, 2007 @ 08:08 am Chef Matthew
Matt -- my son -- wants to be a chef. I'm on the fence as to whether this is a passing fancy or a lasting drive. He seems to be approaching it with the same fervor as he did playing drums, and he's still banging on those things.

Much to my chagrin.

Anyway, he's taking an ROP class at night with his aunt -- Kitchen Safety or some such thing -- and they've scheduled out the subsequent classes he'll need to get an ROP certificate or something like that.

I'm just a fount of knowledge on this topic, ain't I? "Yeah, he's taking some class thing to get some... thing. Or something."

Anyway, he made a really good fettucini alfredo last night; granted, he used pre-made sauce and frozen broccoli, but it was really tasty nonetheless.

Rock on, I say, because I am culinarily retarded and can't handle cooking anything beyond picking up the phone, dialing a number, and saying, "Hello, Jojos Italian Delivery? Yes, I'd like an order of fettucini delivered, please!"
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